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{title: Ironic} {artist: Alanis Morisette} {time: 4/4} {tempo: 89} {key: B} {meta: author Frans-Willem Post, 2026-05-06} {start_of_part: Intro} [EM7] [F#add6] [EM7] {end_of_part} {start_of_verse: Verse 1} an [F#/A#]old [B]man [F#/A#]turned ninety-[G#m7]eight he won the [F#/A#]lottery [B] and [F#/A#]died the next [G#m7]day it's a [F#/A#] black [B]fly in [F#/A#]your Chardon[G#m7]nay it's a [F#/A#]death row [B]pardon two [F#/A#]minutes too [G#m7]late isn't it i[F#/A#]ronic, [B] don't you [F#/A#]think [G#m7] {end_of_verse} {start_of_chorus: Chorus 1} it's like [F#]rain--[B]- on your [F#]wedding [G#m]day it's a free [F#]ride--[B]- when you've [F#]already [G#m]paid it's the good ad[F#]vice--[B]- that you [F#]just didn't [G#m]take and [A]who would've [E]thought it [F#]figures? {end_of_chorus} {start_of_verse: Verse 2} mr. [F#/A#]Play It [B]Safe was a[F#/A#]fraid to fly [G#m7] he packed his [F#/A#]suit[B]case and kissed his [F#/A#]kids good-bye-[G#m7]- he waited his [F#/A#]whole damn [B]life to [F#/A#]take that [G#m7]flight and as the [F#/A#]plane crashed [B]down he thought: "Well, [F#/A#]isn't this [G#m7]nice?" and isn't it i[F#/A#]ronic, [B] don't you [F#/A#]think? [G#m7] {end_of_verse} {chorus: Chorus 2} {start_of_part: Bridge} well [EM7]life has a funny way of sneaking up on [F#add6]you when you think everything's okay and [EM7]everything's going right-[F#add6]- and [EM7]life has a funny way of helping you [F#add6]out when you think everything's gone wrong and [EM7]everything blows up in your face {end_of_part} {start_of_verse: Verse 3} a [F#/A#]traffic [B]jam when you're [F#/A#]already late [G#m7] a no-[F#/A#]smoking [B]sign on your [F#/A#]cigarette [G#m7]break it's like [F#/A#]ten thousand [B]spoons when all you [F#/A#]need is a [G#m7]knife it's [F#/A#]meeting the man of my [B]dreams, and then [F#/A#]meeting his beautiful [G#m7]wife and isn't it i[F#/A#]ronic, [B] don't you [F#/A#]think? [G#m7] a little too i[F#]ronic, [B] and yeah, I [F#/A#]really do think [G#m7] {end_of_verse} {chorus: Chorus 3} {start_of_part: Outtro} [EM7]life has a funny way of sneaking up on [F#add6]you [EM7]life has a funny, funny way [F#add6] of helping you [EM7]out, helping you out {end_of_part}